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Awesome Mystery Box Of Junk

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Feast your eyes on this juicy cardboard cube of absolute TREASURE (maybe). What really matters here is that this is a BOX, and it has something in it, and you’re never, ever going to figure out what’s in the box... until you have the box. Boxes Of Junk are painstakingly engineered to be an absolute joy for yourself, your loved ones, and even your enemies! It’s got something for everyone and no one, all at once! Every single order comes with a pre-assembled cardboard box, so you already know your cats will love it!

Frequently Asked Questions About Box Of Junk:

Q: Is it really junk or am I actually going to get something awesome?
A: Yes.

Q. Can I return, exchange, or receive a refund for my box of junk?
A: Absolutely not. No-take-backsies*.

Q. Why Not?
A: Once a box of junk has bonded with it's owner, it cannot be re-homed and must be humanely incinerated.

Q. What if I don't like my box of junk?
A: We advise buying another one.

Q. Who buys this stuff?
A: If you have to ask, probably not you.

*THE FINE PRINT: You cannot return box of junk. Boxes of junk are non-returnable, non-refundable, and non-exchangeable. Seriously though. Just trust us, we trust us. Box of junk makes no claim to be gluten-free, and may contain peanuts. Do not feed box of junk after midnight. Do not submerge box of junk in water. Do not yell at  box of junk. It like, really doesn't need this right now. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars.


So, you've made it this far... really? Did you read the fine print? ...And you still want one? Ok, but don't say we didn't warn you...

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Feast your eyes on this juicy cardboard cube of absolute TREASURE (maybe). What really matters here is that this is a BOX, and it has something in it, and you’re never, ever going to figure out what’s in the box... until you have the box. Boxes Of Junk are painstakingly engineered to be an absolute joy for yourself, your loved ones, and even your enemies! It’s got something for everyone and no one, all at once! Every single order comes with a pre-assembled cardboard box, so you already know your cats will love it!

Frequently Asked Questions About Box Of Junk:

Q: Is it really junk or am I actually going to get something awesome?
A: Yes.

Q. Can I return, exchange, or receive a refund for my box of junk?
A: Absolutely not. No-take-backsies*.

Q. Why Not?
A: Once a box of junk has bonded with it's owner, it cannot be re-homed and must be humanely incinerated.

Q. What if I don't like my box of junk?
A: We advise buying another one.

Q. Who buys this stuff?
A: If you have to ask, probably not you.

*THE FINE PRINT: You cannot return box of junk. Boxes of junk are non-returnable, non-refundable, and non-exchangeable. Seriously though. Just trust us, we trust us. Box of junk makes no claim to be gluten-free, and may contain peanuts. Do not feed box of junk after midnight. Do not submerge box of junk in water. Do not yell at  box of junk. It like, really doesn't need this right now. Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars.


So, you've made it this far... really? Did you read the fine print? ...And you still want one? Ok, but don't say we didn't warn you...

We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders $15.00 and over when shipping to the lower 48 states. For orders under $15.00 we offer flat rate of just $3.00 per your total order. Sorry, but at this time shipping excludes Alaska and Hawaii, P.O. Box or APO/FPO/DPO and International orders. Most orders ship within 1-2 business days and expected delivery times are between 5 and 8 business days. Our standard shipping method is ground shipping. We will ship your order via any of the major mail carriers, including UPS, FedEx, and the United States Postal Service. At this time, we are unable to provide the option to choose your carrier of choice.
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